This thing I call my life...

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

tigerchild18:

I love louise 

tigerchild18:

I love louise 

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

exhaustedapostate:

randomdraggon:

baphometkiss:

look at our ass biscuits

nice buns

get out

exhaustedapostate:

randomdraggon:

baphometkiss:

look at our ass biscuits

nice buns

get out

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
-Winston Churchhill

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

icythings:

this is what it’s like being at school way later than usual

anxious-children:

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

HELL YEAH

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

iwantyoualive:

why can’t band shirts just be free