This thing I call my life...

egberts:

beatrixtipplepot:

egberts:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA

if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question

you didnt just do that

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

attackonromney:

nash grier in a few months

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necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

peachgod:

shit’s about to go down in hundred acre woods

butseriouslyy:

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u